As the sun set behind the mountains at the end of my second day, I found myself strolling the grounds in a bit of a haze, having just dordle come from a very fantastic spa treatment. Because of the pain in my breasts, I had to pump. Even so, I became aware that I was in a region of the resort I was unfamiliar with, far from the hotel’s main eating establishment and spa. The desert’s saguaro cacti sprang up into the horizon, and the mountains in the distance were a rainbow of hues. A huge, circular labyrinth made out of rocks lay before me. Never before have I seen something so massive or detailed.